The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to have a power

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power to beathe

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!