The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!