Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!