The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!