- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to phase through toilet paper.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to set money on fire

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The ability to yell through your nose

the power to be wrong

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

Liam Brudenell

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

Pointless Super Powers