the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to vomit through your anus.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

The power to smell like body odor at will

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to lock open doors

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to have pointless superpowers

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!