- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to not be funny

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The power to lose this power.

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The ability to perpetually masturbate.

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

Pointless Super Powers