the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!