- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

The power to not exercise.

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power of immortality while suicidal.

the power to lose your power at will

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to glow in the dark

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

Pointless Super Powers