The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to to think less

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!