Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to die on command.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the power to speak only in binary

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!