The power to float without gravity.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to understand irony.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!