The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!