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The power to resurrect dead insects
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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol
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The power to make any glass of water into milk
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The power to have a invisible boat mobile
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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist
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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)
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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past
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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble
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The power to mentally control tapeworms.
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The ability to shrink your penis
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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.
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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea
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the power to see through glass
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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.
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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?
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The power to control disabled people with your mind.
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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front
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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see
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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment
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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.
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The power to plank
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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color
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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.
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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!