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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage
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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.
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The ability to smell colors
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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.
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the power to instantly die
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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.
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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.
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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.
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The power to make yourself deaf.
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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core
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The power to think outside the bun.
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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.
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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.
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The power to resurrect dead insects
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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.
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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol
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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist
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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.
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The power to have a invisible boat mobile
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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)
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The power to make any glass of water into milk
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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble
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The power to mentally control tapeworms.
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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!