The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to write comic books

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!