The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Acid pee

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!