the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to science.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!