the power to not have superpowers

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the ability to die without any control

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Tits for a guy.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!