the power to sugar a limpet

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!