The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to die

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to speak in Braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!