The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

thumb_up thumb_down +115

the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to stand still for five hours

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power of Grayskull.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

thumb_up thumb_down +93

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to think.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to speak in braille...

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to start time only when it's on.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to have a power.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!