the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to smell poop

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!