the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to not have superpowers

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!