The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to like this power

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to be stupid

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!