The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to troll.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to be bad at everything

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to look like yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!