The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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to make asians smart

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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penis

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!