THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to die when you die

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!