The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to only fart in public

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!