- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die early.

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

the power to sugar a limpet

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The power to set money on fire

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

the power to die if you think

power to be an alcohoic

The ability to yell through your nose

Pointless Super Powers