- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

power to fly only in the plane

The power to slip on anything.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

the power of being yourself

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to fall up.

the power to see through windows

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to transform into a bronie

Pointless Super Powers