The power to transform into a bronie

The power to change the color of your piss

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to be dyslexic at will

The ability to lactate air.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to breath underwater only when on land.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to have no power.

The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

The power to control dodos

The power to see John Cena.

The power of Grayskull.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

the power to sneeze cum

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!