The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to always hug people

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to have a power

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!