The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to have a power

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!