By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to create powers

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to dance really well

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to see through glass

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!