spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to be a gamer

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to see through glass

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to be powerless

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!