the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!