The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to like this power

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!