Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to die but once

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to bleed

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to live.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!