the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to control dodos

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to create powers

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!