The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to like this power

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to levitate birds

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!