The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to see the present.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to kill yourself

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!