The ability to die on command.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to get your comment 1st

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to like this power

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to look at Sun.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!