The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!