The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to speak in braille...

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to science.

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!