The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to watch tv

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!