To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

the power to murder Joey and get away with it

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

The power to eat your own face.

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

the power to be powerless

The power to mind reeds

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!