- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power to speak in cursive

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

the power to youtube poop

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

the power to see through windows

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

Pointless Super Powers