The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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power to breathe

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!