The power to be blind when you sleep

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the power to see through windows

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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To call me maybe

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!