The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to not exist.

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

the power to sneeze cum

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

the ability to lick your own anus

The power to have a power.

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

The power to see who is writing these powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!