The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to bleed

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!