The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to see air

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!