The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

power to be an alcohoic

The ability to yell through your nose

the power to be wrong

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to create powers

The power to dance really well

the power to melt your bones

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The power to see through glass

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!