The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to die early.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!