- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

spontaneous ejaculation

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

the power to sugar a limpet

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to do one push-up

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The ability to only fart in public

Being Aquaman

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to waste time reading this.

The ability to see through glass

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

Pointless Super Powers