The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!