the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!