The ability to pee while standing up for men

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Liam Brudenell

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to do something when you do it.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to think of the worst superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The power to sexually attract whales

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

thumb_up thumb_down -60

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

thumb_up thumb_down -72

The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The power to eat soup with a fork

thumb_up thumb_down -76

The super power to control paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!