the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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A healing punch

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The power to die at will.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!