The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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power to be an alcohoic

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!