The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to like this power

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to die when you die

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!