The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!