The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to plank

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The power to be stupid

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!