The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to fall up.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to repel women.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!