- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

the ability to become black.

The ability to only fart in public

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

Being Aquaman

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to transform into a bronie

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The power to be dyslexic at will

The ability to lactate air.

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The power to stand still for five hours

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to make fish drown.

Pointless Super Powers