The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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to make asians smart

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The power to ejaculate

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!