- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

The power to make my own sandwich

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to never stop shitting.

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

The power to forget what you were going to say

The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

Pointless Super Powers