The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to see through windows

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!