- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The power to shrink your penis.

The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

the ability to become black.

The ability to only fart in public

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

Liam Brudenell

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The ability to be a rock

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The power to forget what you were going to say

Pointless Super Powers