The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!