The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!