- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

penis

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

Pointless Super Powers