The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!