the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to grow your nails longer

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to breath at will.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!