- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to do one push-up

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to eat ass.

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

32% Levitation.

power to fly only in the plane

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

Pointless Super Powers