The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to bleed on command

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to turn into birdseed

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To pee standing up.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!