Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!