the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to write comic books

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to only drink liquids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!