The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Black power

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to always hug people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!