The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to like this power

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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penis

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to die.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!