The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

the power to like Hilary Clinton

Taekwondo

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The power of micro penis.

The power to see through glass

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the power to sugar a limpet

The power to shit dirt!

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The power to transform into a bronie

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!