- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

the power to beathe

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The ability to money into dog shit.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

Pointless Super Powers