The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Super-slowness

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to die

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!